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You Are A Child Of The 80s If.....
* You know what a "burnout" is.
* You know what "Sike" means.
* You know the profound meaning of "Wax on, Wax off."
* You know that another name for a keyboard is a "Synthesizer."
* You can name at least half of the members of the elite "Brat Pack."
* You wanted to be a Goonie.
* You know who Max Headroom is.
* You wore flourescent, neon clothing.
* You could breakdance, or wish you could.
* You wanted to be The Hulk for Halloween.
* You Believed that "By the power of Greyskull, you HAD the power!"
* Partying "like it's 1999" seemed SO far away.
* You thought that Transformers were more than meets the eye.
* You wanted to be on StarSearch.
* You can remember what Michael Jackson looked like before his nose fell off.
* You wore a banana clip at some point during your youth, or knew someone who
did.
* You owned a doll with 'Xavier Roberts' signed on its butt.
* You knew what Willis was "talkin' 'bout."
* You HAD to have your MTV!
* You hold a special place in your heart for "Back to the Future."
* You actually thought "Dirty Dancing" was a REALLY good movie.
* You have heard of Garbage Pail Kids.
* You knew "The Artist" when he was humbly called "Prince."
* You know where to go if you "wanna go where everybody knows your name."
* You actually saw Ted Danson as the MacDaddy when he played "Sam."
* You remember when ATARI was a state of the art video game system.
* You own any cassettes.
* You were led to believe that in the year 2000 we'd all be living on the moon.
* You remember and/or own any of the CareBear Glass collection from Pizza Hut or
any other stupid collection they came out with.
* Poltergeist freaked you out.
* You carried your lunch to school in a Gremlins or an ET lunchbox.
* You know what a Doozer is.
* You thought Molly Ringwald was REALLY cool.
* You have ever pondered why Smurfette was the ONLY female smurf.
* You wore bike shorts underneath a short skirt and felt stylish, or knew
someone who did.
* You ever had a Swatch Watch.
* You had a crush on one of the Coreys (Haim or Feldman), or knew someone who
did.
* You remember when Saturday Night Live was funny.
* You had WonderWoman or Superman underoos.
* You know what a "Whammee" is.
* If you can identify with at least half of this list then you, my friend, are a
"Child of the 80s."
YOU KNOW YOU GREW UP IN THE 80's or early 90's IF.....
1. You've ever ended a sentence with the word "PSYCHE ".
2. You watched the Pound Puppies.
3. You can sing the rap to the "Fresh Prince of Belair " .....and can do the "Carlton".
4. Girls wore biker shorts under their skirts and felt stylishly sexy.
5. You yearned to be a member of the Baby-sitters club and tried to start a club of your own.
6. You owned those lil' Strawberry Shortcake pals scented dolls.
7. You know that "WOAH " comes from Joey on Blossom
8. Two words: Hammer Pants
9. If you ever watched "Fraggle Rock ".
10. You had plastic streamers on your handle bars... and "spokey-dokes"
or playing cards on your spokes for that incredible sound effect.
11. You can sing the entire theme song to "Duck Tales (Woo ooh!)
12. When it was actually worth getting up early on a Saturday to watch cartoons.
13.. You wore a ponytail on the side of your head.
14. You saw the original "Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles on the big screen...
and still know the turtles names.
15. You got super-excited when it was Oregon Trail day in computer class at school.
16. You made your mom buy one of those clips that would hold your shirt in a knot on the side.
17. You played the game "MASH " (Mansion, Apartment, S4helter, House)
18. You wore stonewashed Jordache jean jackets and were proud of it.
19. L.A. Gear....need I say more
20. You wanted to change your name to "JEM " in Kindergarten. (She's truly outrageous.)
21. You remember reading "Tales of a fourth grade nothing " and all the Ramona books.
22. You know the profound meaning of "WAX ON, WAX OFF "
23. You wanted to be a Goonie.
24. You ever wore fluorescent clothing. (some of us... head-to-toe)
25. You can remember what Michael Jackson looked like before his nose fell off and his cheeks shifted.
26. You have ever pondered why Smurfette was the only female smurf.
27. You took lunch boxes to school... and traded Garbage Pail Kids in the schoolyard.
28. You remember the CRAZE, then the BANNING of slap bracelets.
29. You still get the urge to say "NOT " after every sentence.
30. You remember Hypercolor t-shirts.
31. Barbie and the Rockers was your favorite band.
32. You thought She-ra (Princess of Power!) and He-Man should hook up.
33. You thought your childhood friends would never leave because you
exchanged handmade friendship bracelets.
34. You ever owned a pair of Jelly-Shoes. (and like #24, probably in neon colors, too)
35. After you saw Pee-Wee's Big Adventure you kept saying "I know you are, but what am I? "
36. You remember "I've fallen and I can't get up "
37. You remember going to the skating rink before there were inline skates.
38. You ever got seriously injured on a Slip and Slide.
39. You have ever played with a Skip-It.
40. You had or attended a birthday party at McDonalds.
41. You've gone through this nodding your head in agreement.
42. You remember Popples..
43. "Don't worry, be happy "
44. You wore like, EIGHT pairs of socks over tights with high top Reeboks.
45. You wore socks scrunched down (and sometimes still do... getting
yelled at by "younger hip" members of the family)
46.. "Miss MARY MACK MACK MACK, all dressed in BLACK BLACK BLACK"
47. You remember boom boxes.. and walking around with one on your shoulder like you were all that.
48. You remember watching both "Gremlins " movies.
49.. You know what it meant to say "Care Bear Stare!!"
50. You remember watching "Rainbow Bright" and "My Little Pony Tales "
51. You thought Doogie Howser/Samantha Micelli was hot.
52. You remember Alf, the lil furry brown alien from Melmac.
53. You remember New Kids on the Block when they were cool... and don't even
flinch when people refer to them as "NKOTB"..
54. You knew all the characters names and their life stories on "Saved By the Bell ", the ORIGINAL class.
55. You know all the words to Bon Jovi - SHOT THROUGH THE HEART.
56. You just sang those words to yourself.
57.You remember watching Magic vs. Bird.
58. homemade Levi shorts.. (the shorter the better)
59. You remember when mullets were cool.
60. You had a mullet!
61. You still sing "We are the World "
62. You tight rolled your jeans.
63. You owned a bannana clip
64. You remember "Where's the Beef?
65... You used to (and probably still do) say "What you talkin' about Willis?"
66. You had big hair and you knew how to use it.
67. You're still singing shot through the heart in your head, aren't you!!!
People over 35 should be dead. Here's why ............
According to today's regulators and bureaucrats, those of us who were kids in the 40's,50's, 60's, or even maybe
the early 70's probably shouldn't have survived.
Our baby cribs were covered with bright colored lead-based paint.
We had no childproof lids on medicine bottles, doors or cabinets, ... and when we rode our bikes, we had no helmets.
(Not to mention the risks we took hitchhiking.)
As children, we would ride in cars with no seatbelts or air bags.
Riding in the back of a pickup truck on a warm day was always a special treat.
We drank water from the garden hose and not from a bottle. Horrors!
We ate cupcakes, bread and butter, and drank soda pop with sugar in it,
but we were never overweight because we were always outside playing.
We shared one soft drink with four friends, from one bottle, and no one actually died from this.
We would spend hours building our go-carts out of scraps and then rode down the hill,
only to find out we forgot the brakes.
After running into the bushes a few times, we learned to solve the problem.
We would leave home in the morning and play all day, as long as we were back when the street lights came on.
No one was able to reach us all day.
NO CELL PHONES!!!!!
Unthinkable!
We did not have Playstations, Nintendo 64, X-Boxes, no video games at all, no 99 channels on cable,
video tape movies, surround sound, personal cell phones, personal computers, or Internet chat rooms.
We had friends!
We went outside and found them.
We played dodge ball, and sometimes, the ball would really hurt.
We fell out of trees, got cut and broke bones and teeth, and there were no lawsuits from these accidents.
They were accidents.
No one was to blame but us.
Remember accidents?
We had fights and punched each other and got black and blue and learned to get over it.
We made up games with sticks and tennis balls and ate worms, and although we were told it would happen,
we did not put out very many eyes, nor did the worms live inside us forever.
We rode bikes or walked to a friend's home and knocked on the door,
or rang the bell or just walked in and talked to them.
Little League had tryouts and not everyone made the team.
Those who didn't had to learn to deal with disappointment.
Some students weren't as smart as others, so they failed a grade and were held back to repeat the same grade.
Horrors!
Tests were not adjusted for any reason.
Our actions were our own.
Consequences were expected.
The idea of a parent bailing us out if we broke a law was unheard of.
They actually sided with the law.
Imagine that!
This generation has produced some of the best risk-takers and problem solvers and inventors, ever.
The past 50 years have been an explosion of innovation and new ideas.
We had freedom, failure, success and responsibility, and we learned how to deal with it all.
And you're one of them!
Congratulations!
Please pass this on to others who have had the luck to grow up as kids, before lawyers
and government regulated our lives, for our own good !!!!!
People under 30 are WIMPS !
Men
vs. Women
1. NAMES
If Laurie, Linda, Elizabeth and Barbara go out to
lunch, they will call each other Laurie, Linda, Elizabeth and Barbara.
If Mark, Chris, Eric and Tom go out, they will
refer to each other as Fat Boy, Godzilla, Peanut-Head and Scrappy.
2. EATING OUT
When the bill arrives, Mark, Chris, Eric and Tom will
each throw in $20,
even though it's only $32.50. None of them will have anything smaller
and no one will actually admit he wants change back.
When the girls get their bill, out come the pocket
calculators.
3. MONEY
A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.
A woman will pay $1 for $2 item that she doesn't need but
it's on sale
4. BATHROOMS
A man has five items in his bathroom: a toothbrush,
shaving cream, razor, a bar of soap, and a towel from the Marriott.
The average number of items in the typical woman's
bathroom is 337.
5. ARGUMENTS
A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of
a new argument.
6. CATS
Women love cats.
Men say they love cats, but when women aren't
looking, men kick cats.
7. FUTURE
A woman worries about the future until she gets a
husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
8. SUCCESS
A successful man is one who makes more money than his
wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
9. MARRIAGE
A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he
doesn't.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change and
she does.
10. DRESSING UP
A woman will dress up to go shopping, water the
plants, empty the garbage, answer the phone, get the mail.
A man will dress up for weddings and funerals.
11. NATURAL
Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed.
Women somehow deteriorate during the night.
12. OFFSPRING
A woman knows all about her children. She knows about
their dentist appointments, romances, best friends, favorite
foods, secret fears and hopes and dreams.
A man is vaguely aware of some short people living in the
house.
13. THOUGHT FOR THE
DAY
Any married man should forget his mistakes. There's no use in two people
remembering the same thing.
Will we still be the Country of
choice and still be America if we continue to make the changes forced on us by
the people from other countries that came to live in America because it is the
Country of Choice??????
Think about it . .
All I have to say is, when will they do something about MY RIGHTS? I celebrate
Christmas, but because it isn't
celebrated by everyone, we can no longer say Merry Christmas. Now it has to be
Season's Greetings. It's not Christmas vacation, it's Winter Break. Isn't it
amazing how this winter break ALWAYS occurs over the Christmas holiday? We've
gone so far the other way, bent over backwards to not offend anyone, that I am
now being
offended. But it seems that no one has a problem with that.
This says it all!
This is an editorial written
by an American citizen, published in a Tampa newspaper. He did quite a job;
didn't he? Read on, please!
IMMIGRANTS,
NOT AMERICANS,
MUST ADAPT.
I am tired of this nation worrying about whether we are offending some
individual or their culture. Since the terrorist attacks on Sept. 11, we
have experienced a surge in patriotism by the majority of Americans.
However, the dust from the attacks had barely settled when the politically
correct crowd began complaining about the possibility that our patriotism
was offending others.
I am not against immigration, nor do I hold a grudge against anyone who is
seeking a better life by coming to America. Our population is almost
entirely made up of descendants of immigrants. However, there are a few
things that those who have recently come to our country, and apparently some
born here, need to understand. This idea of America being a ulticultural
community has served only to dilute our vereignty and our national identity.
As Americans, we have our own culture, our own society, our own language and
our own lifestyle. This culture has been developed over centuries of
struggles, trials, and victories by millions of men and women who have
sought freedom.
We speak ENGLISH, not Spanish, Portuguese, Arabic, Chinese, Japanese,
Russian, or any other language. Therefore, if you wish to become part of
our society, learn the language!
"In God We Trust" is our national motto. This is not some Christian, right
wing, political slogan.. We adopted this motto because Christian men and
women, on Christian principles, founded this nation, and this is clearly
documented.
It is certainly appropriate to display it on the walls of our schools. If
God offends you, then I suggest you consider another part of the world as
your new home, because God is part of our culture.
If Stars and Stripes offend you, or you don't like Uncle Sam, then you
should seriously consider a move to another part of this planet. We are
happy with our culture and have no desire to change, and we really don't
care how you did things where you came from. This is OUR COUNTRY, our land,
and our lifestyle. Our First Amendment gives every citizen the right to
express his opinion and we will allow you every opportunity to do
so. But once you are done complaining, whining, and griping about our flag,
our pledge, our national motto, or our way of life, I highly encourage you
take advantage of one other great American freedom, THE RIGHT TO LEAVE.
Subject: "Grandpa, tell my 'bout the good ol' days"
I was talking to my Dad about current events the other night. I asked him
what he thought about the shootings at schools, our immoral President, the
computer age and just things in general." He replied: "Gee, let me think a
minute...........I was born before television, penicillin, polio shots,
frozen foods, Xerox, contact lenses, Frisbees and the Pill. There weren't
things like radar, credit cards, laser beams or ball-point pens. Man had
not invented pantyhose, dishwashers, clothes dryers, electric blankets, air
conditioners and he hadn't walked on the moon. Your Mom and I got married
first-then lived together. Every family had a father and a mother, and
every kid over 14 had a rifle that his dad taught him how to use and
respect. Until I was 25, I called every man older than me 'sir'; and after
I turned 25, I still called policemen and every man with a title, 'sir.' "In our
time, closets were for
clothes, not for 'coming out of.' Sunday's were set aside for going to church as
a family, helping those in
need, and just visiting with your neighbors. We were before gay-rights,
computer dating, dual careers, day-care centers, and group therapy. "Our
lives were governed by the Ten Commandments, good judgment and common sense.
We were taught to know the difference between right and wrong, and to stand
up and take responsibility for your actions. Serving your country was a
privilege, living here was a bigger privilege. "We thought fast food was
what you ate during Lent. Having a meaningful relationship meant getting along
with your
cousins. Draft dodgers were people who closed their front doors when the
evening breeze started. And time sharing meant time the family spent
together in the evenings and weekends-not condominiums.
"We never heard of FM radio, tape decks, CD's, electric typewriters,
artificial hearts, word processors, yogurt or guys wearing ear rings. We
listened to the 'big bands', Jack Benny and the President's speeches on
the radio. I don't ever remember any kid blowing his brains out listening to
Tommy Dorsey.
"If you saw anything with 'Made in Japan' on it, it was junk!" The term
'making out' referred to how you did on your school exam. Pizza's,
McDonald's and instant coffee were unheard of. We had 5 and 10 cent stores
where you could actually buy things for 5 and 10 cents. Ice cream cones,
phone calls, rides on a street car, and a Pepsi were all a nickel. And if
you didn't want to 'splurge,' you could spend your nickel on enough stamps
to mail a letter and two postcards. You could buy a new Chevy Coupe for
$600, but who could afford one. Too bad, because gas was 11 cents a gallon.
"In my day 'grass' was mowed, 'coke' was a cold drink, 'pot' was something
your mother cooked in, and 'rock music' was yourgrandmother's lullaby. 'Aids'
were helpers in the Principal's office, a
'chip' meant a piece of wood, 'hardware' was found in a hardware store and
software wasn't even a word." "We were not before the difference between
the sexes was discovered, but we were surely before the sex change,
'Billy' having two mommies, pornography in a family home and at newsstands.
And we were the last generation that was so dumb as to think you needed a
husband to have a baby. No wonder people today call us old and confused,
and there is such a generation gap. ......and I'm ONLY 59 !!!!! ....did you dig
that, Son???!???
DUMB CRIMINALS
Wrong Tire - Unknown
A man had a flat tire and pulled over on the highway to change it. A police
officer pulled up behind him to give him cover. The man changed the tire and
got in his car when the police turned on his sirens. The man was arrested for
DUI. The police did not realize he was drunk until he changed the wrong tire.
Glass Eyes - Unknown location
A man was pulled over for suspicion of DUI. The officer had him walk the
white line to prove his sobriety. After the man stumbled about, he explained
to the officer that he could not walk straight because he had a glass eye.
Suspecting the man was lying, the officer asked the man which of his eyes was
the glass. The man replied, "Both of them."
Pass It Over - East Hartford, CT
In East Hartford, CT, a couple of guys were sitting outside an apartment
building, smoking a joint. They were so intent on their conversation that an
UNIFORMED cop walked up beside them & held out his hand and they passed the
joint to him!
Can I Get My Van Back? - Unknown
A man was transporting drugs in a van. After he realized that the police
were
trailing him, he drove into a sugarcane field, abandoning the van. The van
was impounded by the police and the drugs were confiscated. A few weeks
later, the man called the police asking when he could have his van back. The
police told him to go to the local DEA office and he could have it back. He went
and was quickly arrested.
Less Than Before - Unknown
A man walked into a convenience store and placed a twenty dollar bill on
the
counter, asking for change. When the clerk opened the cash drawer, the robber
pulled out a gun, demanding all the cash in the register. Quickly, the clerk
acquiesced and the man fled, leaving the twenty on the counter. The total
amount of money he got from the cash register was less than fifteen dollars.
I'm 21!!! - Unknown
A man walked into the corner store with a shotgun and demanded all of
the
money from the cash register. After the cashier put the money in the bag as
instructed, the man demanded the bottle of Scotch he saw behind the counter.
The cashier refused to hand over the Scotch because he did not believe the
man was 21. The robber swore he was, but still the clerk refused. Finally,
the robber handed over his ID and proved that he was indeed twenty-one. As
soon as he left, the cashier called and gave the police the name and address
of the man who had just robbed the store. The suspect was arrested two hours
later.
Jacket Giveaway - Flint, Michigan
A man in a hooded jacket approached a gas station clerk with a gun and
demanded all the money. The clerk complied. When the robber returned to his
home, police were there waiting. The jacket the man wore during the hold up
was his high school varsity jacket. It had his full name and year he graduated.
Over The Fence - Unknown
After robbing a convenience store, two teen-age boys were chased by a
group
of police. Desperately trying to escape, the boys climbed over a high
chain-link fence. The cops chose not to follow, but they did notify the
authorities inside. The boys had climbed into the state correctional facility.
Contest Entry - Unknown
A man and his girlfriend were robbing a convenience store. While waiting
for
her boyfriend to finish getting the money, the woman noticed a contest entry
form. Thinking it would be cool to win, she filled out the form complete with
her name, address, and phone number. A few hours later the police were at the
couple's house to arrest them.
RULE 1
Life is not fair - get used to it.
RULE 2
The world won't care about your self-esteem.
The world will expect you to accomplish something BEFORE you feel good about
yourself.
RULE 3
You will NOT make 40 thousand dollars a year right
out of high school.
You won't be a vice president with a car phone, until you earn both.
RULE 4
If you think your teacher is tough, wait till you get a boss. He doesn't have tenure.
RULE 5
Flipping burgers is not beneath your dignity.
Your grandparents had a different word for burger flipping - they called it
opportunity.
RULE 6
If you mess up, it's not your parents' fault, so don't whine about your mistakes, learn from them.
RULE 7
Before you were born, your parents weren't as
boring as they are now.
They got that way from paying your bills, cleaning your clothes and
listening to you talk about how cool you are.
So before you save the rain forest from the parasites of your parent's
generation, try delousing the closet in your own room.
RULE 8
Your school may have done away with winners and
losers, but life has not.
In some schools they have abolished failing grades and they'll give you as
many times as you want to get the right answer.
This doesn't bear the slightest resemblance to ANYTHING in real life.
RULE 9
Life is not divided into semesters.
You don't get summers off and very few employers are interested in helping
you find yourself.
Do that on your own time.
RULE 10
Television is NOT real life. In real life people actually have to leave the coffee shop and go to jobs.
RULE 11
Be nice to nerds. Chances are you'll end up working for one.
Fun things to do on an elevator:
1) Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the elevator.
2) Move your desk into the elevator, and whenever someone gets on, ask if they
have an appointment.
3) Lay down a Twister mat and ask people if they'd like to play.
4) Leave a box in a corner, and when someone gets on, ask if they hear something
ticking.
5) Pretend you are a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits
with the passengers.
6) Ask, "did you feel that?"
7) Stand really close to someone, sniffing them occasionally.
8) When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay, don't panic.
They'll open up again."
9) Swat at flies that don't exist.
10) Tell people that you can see their aura.
11) Call out, "GROUP HUG!" and enforce it.
12) Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering, "Shut up. All
of you. Just Shut up!!!"
13) Crack open your briefcase or purse, peer inside and say: "You guys got
enough air in there?"
14) Stand silent and motionless in the corner, facing the wall without getting
off.
15) Stare at another passenger for a while, then ask in horror, "You're one of
THEM, aren't you?" and back away slowly.
16) Wear a puppet on your hand, and use it to talk to the other passengers.
17) Listen to the elevator walls with a stethoscope.
18) Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
19) Ask if you can push the button for other people, and then push the wrong
ones.
20) Smile at another passenger for a while, then announce "It's so rare that I
meet anyone special on the elevator anymore."
21) Draw a little square on the floor with chalk, and announce to the other
passengers, "This is MY personal space!!"
22) When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap him or her on the
shoulder and pretend it wasn't you.
23) Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock.
24) Call the Psychic Hotline from your cell phone, and ask if they know what
floor you're on.
Indicate to the other passengers that they shouldn't give the answer away.
25) Hold the doors open, and say that you're waiting for your friend.
After a while, let the doors close and say, "Hi Greg, how's your day been?"
26) Drop a pen, and when someone reaches to help pick it up, scream "Hey, that's
my pen!"
Get Over It
I turn on the tube and what do I see
A whole lotta people cryin’ “Don’t blame me”
They point their crooked little fingers at everybody else
Victim of this, victim of that
Your momma’s too thin; your daddy’s too fat
Get over it
Get over it
All this whinin’ and cryin’ and pitchin’ a fit
Get over it, get over it
You say you haven’t been the same since you had your little crash
But you might feel better if they gave you some cash
The more I think about it, Old Billy was right
Let’s kill all the lawyers --- kill ‘em tonight
You don’t want to work; you want to live like a king
But the big, bad world doesn’t owe you a thing
Get over it
Get over it
If you don’t want to play, then you might as well split
Get over it, get over it
It’s like going to confession every time I hear you speak
You’re makin’ the most of your losin’ streak
Some call it sick, but I call it weak
You drag it around like a ball and chain
You wallow in the guilt; you wallow in the pain
You wave it like a flag, you wear it like a crown
Got your mind in the gutter, bringin’ everybody down
Complain about the present and blame it on the past
Get over it
Get over it
All this bitchin’ and moanin’ and pitchin’ a fit
Get over it, get over it
Get over it
Get over it
It’s gotta stop sometime, so why don’t you quit
Get over it, get over it
Want to know if your baby will be a boy or a girl?
This chart is believed to have been buried in a tomb near Beijing for almost 700 years and the original is now in the Beijing Institute of Science. By cross-referencing the month a child was conceived with the age of the mother at conception, the sex of the child may be determined. This chart has been proven to be 93% accurate.
According to this ancient data, your best chances for a boy occur when the
mother conceives in July when she is 18, 20, 30, and 42. The best chances for a
girl occur when the mother conceives in April when she is 21, 22, and 29. Also
according to the study a boy is 54% more likely to be born. Have Fun!
Shelly Wu
**Note from Jenna:
This chart proved to be correct for BOTH of my children, me and all of my
siblings, & several of my friends' children!!
Thanks to Shelly Wu for sharing this with the world!! Please visit her
site by clicking on her name above. Thanks.
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|
|
|
|
|
|
|
25% |
75% |
|
| 21 |
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
92% |
8% |
|
| 22 |
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
67% |
33% |
|
| 23 |
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
42% |
58% |
|
| 24 |
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
42% |
58% |
|
| 25 |
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
42% |
58% |
|
| 26 |
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
42% |
58% |
|
| 27 |
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
50% |
50% |
|
| 28 |
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
50% |
50% |
|
| 29 |
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
67% |
33% |
|
| 30 |
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
17% |
83% |
|
| 31 |
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
50% |
50% |
|
| 32 |
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
42% |
58% |
|
| 33 |
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
50% |
50% |
|
| 34 |
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
50% |
50% |
|
| 35 |
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
42% |
58% |
|
| 36 |
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
50% |
50% |
|
| 37 |
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
58% |
42% |
|
| 38 |
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
58% |
42% |
|
| 39 |
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
58% |
42% |
|
| 40 |
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
42% |
58% |
|
| 41 |
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
50% |
50% |
|
| 42 |
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
33% |
67% |
|
| 43 |
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
50% |
50% |
|
| 44 |
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
50% |
50% |
|
| 45 |
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
58% |
42% |
|
|
|
F |
43% |
43% |
50% |
57% |
43% |
54% |
36% |
54% |
54% |
43% |
54% |
50% |
46% |
|
| M |
57% |
57% |
50% |
43% |
57% |
46% |
64% |
46% |
46% |
57% |
46% |
50% |
54% |
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